$25 For A Massage

(album: SAHB Stories - 1976)

Yeah, hey!
Here she comes
This here's a story about
Lilly and Billy
How they got married
And lived happy ever after

She was only a Friday night floosie
And I had Saturday on my mind
Only a Friday night floosie
One of the roving kind

But it's $25 for a massage
And I can do just the same myself
It's aah, $25 for a massage
But I can do better than anybody else

Here she comes, hoe!
Here comes Lilly

Lilly was standing in a parlour
Sweet as a sweet baby could be
Lilly was standing in a parlour
She was looking straight at me

But it's aah, $25 for a massage
And I can do the same myself
$25 for a massage
And I'm better than anybody else

We fell in love
We got married
Love for the rest of my life
Billy and Lilly were sweethearts
She's gonna be my loving wife

Cost me $25 for a massage
She was even better than me
Cost me $25 for a massage
And she's sweet as a sweety can be

Hey Lilly, got somebody on the phone
Hey Billy, we got somebody on the phone