Bored To Be Wild

(album: Austerity Dogs - 2013)

I'm a [?]
Easy to achieve hard to undo
Little Jack Horner's been sniffing all the glue
And the pavements back to crap
It's a sign of a bus pedaling
Engine trouble
It's [?] but fucking deadly
It's hard enough mate
Sod the [?]
I'm not going to fucking spell it out for ya man
Bored nature, Adam's apple
Loincloth
Sod the dross
It will eat ya up till you ain't got a clue about
Anything, mate
Dross fate
Why did I fucking say that mate?
What ya on about man?
Jibber
Like a twat after a gig down the Calf
Rubbing toothpaste between my fingers
Before I eat the ass
Spare room, she's out cold
Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh
He does cross training
She works out
Will they meet and have
Unparalleled tantric sex?

Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild

Its a grim life on the keyboards
As the dead skin piles up on the dirty inserts
Shift!
Wild guns of Afghanistan
800 feet up
They can't touch me man
The winter warrior taking insurgents out the game
What power!
Bombs away jim jaw
The Royals never abuse it
Bragging in an interview from Lauren Laverne
Your [?] the Fall
And the Smiths fans on 6 Music
6 what? 6 fucking ways to put people off
There ain't nothing getting fixed from the state tool
Put it back in your toolbox you fucking idiot
The Golden Gates the 70s concrete mate
Hate!

Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild

Salad dressing logo restaurant
A clever partnership
A dining experience that results in
Your fucking money going in
Somebody elses sky rocket
Ripped off with a promise
Of exotic dog shit
While you and your partner
Lick each other's face off
John Travolta and You Will Know Us
From the Trail of Dead not fucking Mars Volta
Lots of daring lots of walls
That don't need to be fucking up anymore
Landmines
What you fucking ask questions for all the time
Smash the drool of a month on the wagon
Only to be tricked by the wisdom of sobriety
Ruining my off time piss
With delusions of being some kind of
Menace to Society

Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild
Bored to be wild

Bored to be wild