Arin Checks The Mic

(album: The Tryforce - 2019)

[Danny:]
Okay, the microphone is all set up. Arin, can you freestyle something off the top of your head so we can check the levels?

[Arin:]
When I'm spending hours pushing keys, my ass needs a cushion, please. I don't wanna stop playin, I'm too busy demon slayin'! I don't give a fuck, cause I'm in my prime, spitting rhymes, while I climb the leaderboards after bedtime. My eyes are burning and I'm shifting and turning, cause I been sitting in the same seat for nine hours, XP-earning. So don't call me or text me, cause this shit's complex, please, leave the king alone so I can motherfucking get these late-game weapons, great fame beckons, when I put up a video beating the last boss in 30 seconds, fuck! I'm over here, trying but consistently dying, days and days burned, my wife and friends are crying, haven't seen me in weeks, cause it reeks, showers optional, chair squeaks, underwear's got streaks. What am I doin'? Missing the embrace of a human, all it takes is a phone call, and a friendship's blooming, I'm shackled by the grind, scientifically formulated to take up the most of my time. 16 hours is too short, that's a crime! But that's the crushing reality of this fucking paradigm. Anyway, I like Mega Man the best, out of all the games.

[Danny:]
Dude, that was awesome, can we use that rap for one of the songs on this album?

[Arin:]
NO!