TMZ

(album: The Resurrection - 2019)

This is JP Bangs

Mm-mm, yah
I'm standing on the WorldStar, just capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherfucking capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya

Wassup, my cuddie? You go J-Digg
Man, it's the water, it's the water (Church)
And I'm the Mac Minister at the alter
Now I'ma put it on Robin Thicke
And I don't let my bitch go jogging
'Cause she gon' think she running shit
P-pop, Sick Wid It
Every time I drink an E-40 I drink a Maxine Water
And take a D-Shot
And this is done by choice, not by force
I didn't wanna burn her
It was either right or left, I wanted to go straight
Not the Ike Turner (Yeah)
Fresh out the Celly Cel, dropped the case, I won
When I find that bitch that snitch
She gon' be Brotha Lynch Hung
And I'ma skirt off in a Mozzy feeling 3x Krazy
Take off these baggy khakis
Put on something fitting more slim, hit the eighty
I'm J-Stalin, that was the first time I popped a Eazy-E
Packed a Lil Pump and a Lil Uzi and I ain't smiling
Now I don't wanna get Messy Marv
I'm trembling smoking this Newport
They wanted sixty, all I had was 4-Tay, I was Too $hort

Mm-mm, yah
I'm standing on the WorldStar, just capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherfucking capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya

Aha, yeah, this pimping
Rolling on an En Vogue
Feeling Mistah F.A.B. and my ho wearing Dwayne Wiggins
I roll by myself, no feds
I told a bitch, "Watch your Studio Ton
It's just Everett & Jones and Chuy Gomez"
Yeah, I'm in all black
I knocked your bitch Offset at the gym
Hit the Ant Banks, Chris tucked the chain and all that
Now I got cookie money
And since they took Big Tookie from me
I went T-Nutty, now Tha Jacka looking for me
Bitch, we ain't equal
They found an arrow but couldn't find a C-Bo
Looking Lavish D in his blue jeans, people (Haha)
Premium pimping people
Message, info, felon to box a—
Get up, nigga, listen, it's Macramento
I don't help hoes
Knocked a bitch up out of Elk Grove
License plate said S-O-B-R-B-E 'cause I'm too Keyshia Cole
Every day a bitch turn eighteen, P, you can keep the freak
You can't accept no answer from some trap from a bitch
Ain't it Keak Da Sneak?

Mm-mm, yah
I'm standing on the WorldStar, just capital P
Jumped out like TMZ (On yo' ass)
I put my ring to motherfucking capital P
Lemme cut ya toenail back for ya