reunion/not so fast

(album: Post-Apocalypto - 2018)

[KG:] Yeah, I'm gonna commit suicide! In five, four, three, two…
[JB:] Don't even think about it bro
[KG:] Jack?
[JB:] Step away from the cliff
[KG:] You're back
[JB:] Yeah, lemme tell you something. That space station was pretty rad except for one thing. I was missing my bro
[KG:] You were?
[JB:] When we… started Tenacious D… we formed a bond… that's to the death…
[KG:] You did…
[JB:] I love you bro!
[JB:] A bond! Hug me and hold me!
[KG:] OK, I will. I will
[JB:] Kiss me on the lips...
[Daddy Ding Dong:] Not so fast!
[JB & KG:] Ahh!
[Daddy Ding Dong:] Great, now I have you all in my tentacles. Ahh, I'll begin with you and your little doggy. You are the one who killed my beloved daughter, Crackalacka Ding Dong. And now, you shall pay with your life. But first, I'm gonna sing you a song. It go a little bit something like this…