50 For President

(album: Black Friday - 2008)

[Intro:]
Ladies and gentleman! [ovation] [applause]
I know you were very surprised when you heard me the first time 50Cent is run it for President!
I like to thank you for all in to tuning in this DEBATES! [applause]
Some really important issues to adress...
And I lover to answer your questions to here y'all suggestions! (Listen to this, yeah!)
I got propose... [beat starts]
I'm not another politician politicer, it's ya boy!
Haha!
50!
Here we go!

[Verse:]
Yeah, I done smoked a couple pounds but I ain't never in hell,
Been in Custody before but never in jail!
Baby I love you like America, don't talk to me fly
But I'll promise you if you do bitch, I black ya eye!
See? The hood fucked up, I got a plan for the crisis
Bring the dope and them boys and lower cocaine prices.
That's stage one of my plans, I pass five by depression
When everybody how I gives a fuck by recession!
Imagine gas price is 20 dollars a gallon.
D's catch a nigga and have the walk to the alley
And my aims are to take away pain
It's okay, get fucked up, mayne!
Got that purple? Roll that shit!
Got the pillpops that take that trip:
Got the Hennesy? Man, take that sip!
The pain'll go away if you got higher than a motherfucka!
And I know you think you know my style
Surprise nigga, I didn't changed it now!
5 years, I'm the nigga you been hating on
December 9th, I'm a give you what you waiting for!

[Outro:]
"Before I Self Destruct", motherfucka!
It's 50!
I'm in Detroit right now!
I got EMINEM on the room, Dre in here!
We putting it together...
I'm in a... I'm finna hit the restart button!
It's gon' feel like I just started it all over again!
Like this is '03 and this is "Get Rich"!
My album come in a full long movie!
A feature film, I'm like the Prince right now, man!
It's like "Purple Rain", baby!
Hahahahahhaa!
STUPID!
Re-produced and directed by... 50Cent!
Starring... Curtis "50Cent" Jackson! [crowd ovation]
Clip the bye!
Tritch! [crowd ovation]
Give me your cashes! [crowd ovation]
Sounds like I'm better then... and lite your engines! [crowd ovation]
Call of friend...?. [crowd ovation]
Shout-out to all my niggas in Watt and New Jersey! [crowd ovation]
Aight, I gotta go back to work on my album!
IT'S CLASSIC!
December 9th!
50!
That's right, ThisIs50.Com!
On demand Entertainmant!
PEACE! <˝THISPIZZLEY-dot-COM! ˝>
OOh yeah!
Don't forget to vote for me! [echoes] [beat stops]

[Outro:]
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