The Sphinx Stinks

(album: Fat Bob's Feet - 1991)

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the Nile
It cos ten quid...
To get stuck inside a p-p-p-p-pyramid

I'd rather be in Hawaii, Cleethorpes or Southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again

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The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
They do not care on Egypt air
Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
In Cai-i-i-i-ro
The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
You will get ripped off in Egypt oh!

The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camel ride...
Another ten smackers and a numb backside

I'd rather be in Hawaii, Cleethorpes or Southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again

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