It's Everyday Bro Parody

I'm Logan's kid bro with the Disney channel flow
By that I mean my rap skills suck that's obvious tho
I made a song so goddamn bad it's Friday status
It makes all of Jacob's music sound like Grammy winning hits
Yea we're like a semen stew
Can't get whiter than us dude
This is team 10 bitch we the zero talent crew
Who are all these no name kids?
Nobody has a clue
What do any of you do?
Leach off your Logan fame!
I'm so famous rich and cool
Hey man why are we called team 10?
It stands for my IQ
His lyrics prove that is true!
Since I'm popping on YouTube
I'll make crappy music too
With horrible flows and rhymes
Kit Kat's got more bars than I do
Couldn't think of a name
Creative like Logang
So I just added an ER
After Paul
Wow that's lame!
Mentally I am eight
Maturity no way
I'm Mickey's f#ckboy slave
This song just gave you AIDS!

None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

You know it's Nick Crompton
And my Mom's Mary Poppins
No I can't rap and yes I do not fit in
England is my city yes I really am that dumb
I think England is a city
My jacket and pants guarantee I get no pussy

Two months ago I wasn't potty trained
But now I got some fame
From riding Jake's nuts without him I'm washed up
In 24 months I'll be mopping up floors like damn dude
I shoulda stayed in school!
When they ask me what to do I'm 100 percent stumped
The sad truth in 10 years I'll be in AA
With all of my team 10 mates
This song's a crime and we all should be locked up
Jake you gotta
Stop grabbing your Disney nuts!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, can we switch the language?

[Translated from Spanish:]
Yes! Now we can talk shit
About Jake and his song and he will not know
We did not want to do this
But Jake forced us
And he's taking all our money!
Someone please save us we beg you
This music blows and Jake is a douche
He's like our Donald
He burned both of our visas
And now we're stuck
In team 10 please kill us both!

None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!

Yo it's Tessa Brooks
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
I rap about Panera
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
Wait hold on guys guess what?
My name is Tessa
Something smells bad
It's coming from Jake's butt?

It's coming from my butt