Caveman

Who needs another Lou Ferrigno
Splitting his shirt when things slip out of his control
Wise men do say that honey gets more bees than vinegar
I'm not sure, so I guess I'll try and let a tantrum out

Right now, got to be a caveman, wow
Right now, got to be a caveman

I'd like to be a soft and cuddly guy
Sing songs, tell jokes, and while away the evening time
But they won't take me seriously, they'll think that I'm a puff
No drugs, I'll have to show 'em what I am made of

Right now, got to be a caveman, wow
Right now, got to be a caveman

Kicking, screaming, bitching, yelling, and hitting
This is the way we get to munch a carcass
Kicking, screaming, bitching, yelling, and stomping
Just like our friend, the mighty brontosaurus

Aah...

Right now, got to be a caveman, wow
Right now, got to be a caveman

Kicking, screaming, bitching, yelling, and hitting
This is the way we get to munch a carcass
Kicking, screaming, bitching, yelling, and stomping
Just like our friend, the mighty brontosaurus