Better Off Beatin' Off

(album: Redneck Shit - 2016)

Every woman that I meet is a headache
Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak
See no reason to repeat my mistakes
I'm better off alone beating off

Every woman that I meet is unfaithful
Every guy in town is stuffing her puss hole
Y'all can have her, I hope you like blue balls
I'm better off alone beating off

Had enough of this same ol' game
Locked my door, grabbed my vaseline
Pulled my dick out and I start to drain
Finally have some peace in my brain

Sick and tired of this same ol' lie
Rather be unzipping my fly
Pull my dick out and I start to cry
Jacking off with tears in my eye

Buy her jewelery and that expensive lipstick
Turn my back and then she's sucking my dad's dick
Had enough of it, I'm calling in sick
I'm better off alone beating off
I'm better off alone beating off

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I'm better off beating off
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I'm better off beating off
I'm better off beating off
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Better off beating off
I'm better off beating off
Better off beating off
I'm better off beating off
Better off beating off