Siamese Gun

(album: March On Electric Children - 2002)

Separate the sparkle from the stars and put them both on trial
"Order yeah, order yeah, order in the court!", the judge pukes up a putrid smile
Tear the tingle from the touch
And put them both in a vacant cell
"Order yeah, order yeah, order in the court!"
The D.A. fingers the jury like the snail fucks the shell

Click click bang bang
Kiss the siamese gun
(Click click bang bang)

Exhibit A: the trail of the womb tears the blinking genitalia

Exhibit B: a death leather towel to mop the blood and saliva
Every smile is evidence
And lifting a proud tentacle his honor howls your sentence
"Death to the accused scum the human menace."

Exhibit C: your journal sewn with pony hair and claws

Exhibit D: your cancerous smiles our equations can't solve
Those teeth can't be tamed they can't be proven
Load the siamese gun shoot shoot shoot it!

Sterilize the black widow of it's web silk
"Order yeah, order yeah, order in the court!"
Drain piano island of it's pineapple milk
Pave the sea, divorce the fish from the fin
The gavel pounds... the audience hisses for skin
"Order yeah! order yeah! order in the court!"
Let the execution begin
The executioner's thighs widen like a grin
Let it begin
Let the execution begin
And in a flash every face twists electric octopus
Hungry, anxious for pain

Click click bang bang
Kiss the siamese gun
(Click click bang bang)

Exhibit E: you're on your knees
Choking on the barrel of the siamese gun!