Celebrator

(album: Crimes - 2004)

I just want to join the party
But the confetti falling is razor sharpened
And, I just want to blow out the candles
But the cake is sprinkled with punctured skulls
I just want to celebrate
But the stripper they hired lost both her legs
And, I just want to join the party
But the pinata's stuffed with oil and sand
I just want the flag to be my baby
But her kissing breath is so revolting
Tastes like hospitals, machine guns, burning hair, McDonalds buns

I peel the wrapping paper back
And I'm staring at an amputee
When they fish a corpse out of the pool
The applause light goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

And every soldier's spewing black cum, (I want to celebrate!)
From their victory hard on (I want to celebrate!)
And the clown in the fight suit, (I want to celebrate!)
Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!)

The children smile and clap their hands
As they pull another baby from the rubble
While their parents scamper for a partner
C'mon and dance the freedom shuffle

I just want to join the party
But the song on the karaoke says
"If you want to celebrate
Compassion is cruelty and hip, hip, hooray!"

And every soldier's spewing black cum, (I want to celebrate!)
From their victory hard on (I want to celebrate!)
And the clown in the fight suit, (I want to celebrate!)
Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!)

Wolf-faced gladiators always ruin a party
They lick your punch, bomb out your windows, feel up your wife
Chew up your clothes

And every soldier's spewing black cum, (I want to celebrate!)
From their victory hard on (I want to celebrate!)
And the clown in the fight suit, (I want to celebrate!)
Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!)