Getting Old Sucks (But Everybody's Doing It)

(album: Pop Drunk Snot Bread - 2022)

He grew up three blocks away
The same ole neighborhood
Spends too much time on his lawn
When there's no football on

Where did the time go?
What's that on his face?
Always thought we'd live forever
I don't think we're up for that

Get to bed by 9 PM

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain
When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud
Now our tattoos are fading away
And looking back it was worth it
The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it

We worked at all the same jobs
We chased the same girls
We played in all the same bands
Each other's bestest man

You had a heart attack
I've got two bum knees
We don't wanna live forever
What the fuck is TikTok?

Golf checkers bingo Dominoes

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain
When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud
Now our memories are fading away
And looking back it was worth it
The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it

Alright, I don't think we can do bridges anymore
We need a break
Smells like Werther's Original in here
And Old Milwaukee
And Foldgers
Are those New Balance?

We used to run wild in the streets now we complain
When cars drive too fast and the music is insanely loud
Now the movies are cartoons and remakes of shit
That was better when we played our music too loud
Now our memories are fading away

And looking back it was all worth it
The truth is getting old sucks, but everybody's doing it
Everybody's doing it
Everybody's doing it
Everybody's doing it
The truth is getting old sucks, but
We're doing it right