I Love Women (My Mama Can't Stand)

(album: People Like Me - 2007)

Well my momma used to tell me
A good woman's hard to find
Get a God fearing down home girl that'll stay right by your side
But momma's boy's grown up
And there's been a change in plans
Cause I love women my momma can't stand

I love little tank tops
Tight fitting jeans
Blue collar babies who ain't scared of no Jim Beam
Red lipstick on a Daytona tan
I love women my momma can't stand

Well I'm just a good old boy
I ain't doing nothing wrong
Just cause I love to hang out
Where the girls hang all night long
I'm kinda partial to the ladies that party with the band
Yeah I love women my momma can't stand

I love two-timing
Four wheel driving
8 ball shooting babies
Four letter word using girls gone half crazy
Scared as hell of wedding bells
With diamonds on their hands
I love women my momma can't stand
Yes I do

Well I probably outta settle down
Before I get too old
Find an angel that fits my momma's picture perfect mold
But my bad reputations made me a branded man
I love women my momma can't stand

I'm talking little tank tops
Tight fitting jeans
Blue collar babies who ain't scared of no Jim Beam
Red lipstick on a Daytona tan
I love women my momma can't stand

From New York to California
Down to Dixie land
I love women my momma can't stand

Yeah I'm calling all women my momma can't stand
Sorry momma