The Boys Are Staying In

(album: Hometown Anthems - 2015)

Last night we all tried to lie to the girls we're running with
We said ain't no party tonight, yeah, the boys are staying in
It's Texas Hold 'Em and a bunch of beer, as soon as we get off work
So why don't y'all stay home tonight and we'll pick you up before church

We all left our trucks in the drive, had Billie come pick us up
Took us a midnight road trip ended up at a country club
In Huntsville, Alabama, 82 miles from our hometown
We thought ain't no way word's gonna get back, them girls won't ever find out

Well I met a brown haired beauty soon as we walked in
And we pulled up a table next to her and all her friends
And it was going good till she pulled up Facebook then she laughed out loud
Said you're dating my cousin, you dirty dog, I'm calling her right now

Well, it's gonna be a real bad night heading up on 65
There's gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in
I know that brunette ratted us out
And I don't blame her, but I'm thinking about
Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn
It's gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard
'Cause we said that the boys were staying in
Yeah, the boys are staying in

Well, it's awful quiet inside this truck, we ain't said a word at all
And I'd say between the four of us we've had 52 missed calls
Them girls are gonna ring us out and there ain't no way to run
Right now we're all regretting we eva taught them how to shoot those guns

Yeah, it's gonna be a real bad night heading up on 65
There's gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in
I know that brunette ratted us out
And I don't blame her, but I'm thinking about
Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn
It's gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard
'Cause we said that the boys are staying in
Yeah, the boys are staying in

So it's gonna be a real bad night heading up on 65
There's gonna be hell to pay as soon as we pull in
I know that brunette ratted us out
It's hard to blame her, but I'm thinking about
Ashley, Britney, Jess and Jamie-Lynn
It's gonna be an F-5 twister in the front yard
'Cause we said that the boys were staying in
Yeah, the boys are staying in