Captain Morgan & Me

Well I turned on the TV, and looking back at me
Was a man waving his arms and screaming
So I took my shoes off and put on my flip flops
And got me a beer for drinking
I might throw my TV out the window
And grow out a beard, that sounds nice
Just tryna find myself a little redneck paradise

It's Tiki Hut Tuesday, at a bar call The Ocean's Way
And it's only two bucks to get in
They got one dollar bud lights, and daiquiris on ice
And a blow up pool you can swim in
And Ray at the bar makes 'em strong
And Ronnie always dims the lights
We're just floating along in a redneck paradise

We'll forget all my convictions, right now my only mission
Is forgetting what I came here to do
'Cause all the crazy sons of bitches, they got my head itching
I'd like to flip them a finger too
Looking around this kinda thing
Yeah we might oughta give it a whirl
Captain Morgan and me, are gonna change the world

Jesse works all week long, but on Tuesday she puts on
Her hula skirt and coconut bikini
While Bobby has a couple shots in a ripped up tank top
Willie and his wife drink appletinis
With all the mess going on
We all get along here fine
Singing Kumbaya in a redneck paradise

While all the crazy politicians, they act like they're magicians
Can they not find something' better to do?
Well the world is going crazy, someone come and save me
Or else I might go crazy too
We might be on to something here
Yeah we might oughta give it a whirl
'Cause Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world

Well it ain't no rocket science, with all these people crying
It's 'bout time we try something new
Well I might sound like I'm a dreamer, but I'm just a true believer
In the power of a beer or two
So if I get a little bit rowdy, consider it an effort to do a little more
'Cause Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world
Captain Morgan and me are gonna change the world