Soft Boy

Band shirt, not one you've heard before
I'm alternative to my core
Emotional around the girls
They'd like to do sex with me
Hey girl, wrote you some poetry
I'm different to society
I'm woke, politically correct
My Instagram bio says feminist

So you're a smart girl
Had a broken heart girl
Supports creative arts girl
Do you read Descartes girl?
I'm a good boy
So misunderstood boy
A tiny bit unwashed boy
Sleeps up in a loft boy
I'm a soft boy

Ciggies and Donnie Darko
I've seen all of Tarantino
You could watch me sniff some coke
Or give myself a stick and poke
I'm so fucking depressed
Yet somehow I'm still the best
I don't like chicks that are clingy
Please don't touch my beanie

You send some real weird messages
Screenshot your texts to all my friends
We laugh, when you say Kevin Parker
Should have been your father
Of course you have your own podcast
Not that I think I ever asked
Romantics are not constantly stoned
And hit on all the women I know

I'm a nice girl
Had some good advice girl
Wants to cut the ties girl
Think I'd rather die girl
You're a fuckboy
Just a massive cuck boy
Almost unemployed boy
Type that I avoid boy
You're a soft boy
Ugh, stop texting me

Of course, I understand you
Now can I touch your left boob?
You've taken it too far now
Don't make fun of Tame Impala
If you refuse my date
I'll try it on your housemate
I'm the human version of soy
I'm a soft boy