Toady Man's Hour

(album: South Of Reality - 2019)

(Toadyman...)

In Toadyman's hour he liked to flex his power
But things have gone a bit sour
Since he showed his dirty hand
Now the newsman's a-knocking
Attorney fees are clocking
And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toadyman

(Toadyman...)

In Toadyman's world
He likes them bleached and curled
He never thought it'd come unfurled
'Cause he didn't think they'd sing
But the birdies started chirping
Usurpers are usurping
And there's Toadyman just a-blurping
How he used to be the king

(Toadyman...)

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man he could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man

(Toadyman...)

In Toadyman's hour he rode the Ivory Tower
But then he tries to sniff a flower
That he really should have not
In the Hollywood hustle
He flexed his mighty muscle
And now he's in a legal tussle
Fat bastard got caught

If Toadyman weren't such a toady man he could have been ruler of the land
Instead he's just a toady little man

(Toadyman...)