Oscar The Grouch

(album: Cool Ass Ninjas: The Mixtape - 2008)

[spoken:]
Ha ha ya'll know what it is
DJ Benzi
Act right or we coming to get it

[Mikey:]
Yo check it
Hey yo the disk in
We sittin
I'm listenin
We listenin
The disk out at 6-10
We dip out
After a 14 year oldie
A shorty appoarched me
With gold teeth I said
"What's in your mouth? "
And now my fingertips tippin
On the button of ignition
And the mission is to fix the
Transmission and the pistons
You now I'm on a roll
Like the man of the michellin
The Go is my home but
My man is from Michigan
And when I'm fishing for
A line out my brain spawn
Know I'm the man for the mission
Like James Bond
Eating Won Ton soup
On top of mt. Fuji
Do who be who
Got this track sewn
Like a coogi suit
Hula Hoop
Hop thru it
Just like a poodle do
Medulla Oblongata is a noodle
Just another term
I'm the early bird
And the trees
Your another worm
Hes so cold he could freeze in a ton of fur

[Chorus:]
Yo Yo what up
'Ey bro what's up
You got it like that
You got it like wha-what
This like that like this this and a
Get down with it or get get your hands up
(Rocking like a dollar we all got room)
[x2]

[Chuck:]
I'm riding through Bel-Air
Like Uncle Phil
Lil jeff
Philly eagle willing cunningham
Jersey number 12
And ain't no way in hell
Chuck he can undersell
I'm selling water at a well
I put that water in that bell
They called that bottled water
They call that botted water pardon all your beg your pardons
Freshest letucce in the garden
Not saying that the carrots ain't fresh tho
Say hable ingle chucky del frescho
Yes no maybe so
Pay me dough
Cause I get it moving like big as sail
On a baby boat
So it ain't no way
That I can't be dope
Olympic sevens with that
Olympic sevens with that expo starter coat
Or the chalk line raiders jacket
I'm like neon de'on
Cause you all know bo jacksons
And I know that
You too should know that
We don't need practice
All net from where a throw at

[Chorus]