Hipsville 29 B.C.

(album: Look Mom, No Head! - 1991)

Eight eyes in the jailhouse
Four lips didn't speak
I beg to see a lawyer
I ran a red light on the street

The blind can't lead the blind
And baby, I'm blind as you
I can't help myself
How can I help you?
I need help, girl

Two bums in the alley
One of the hobos said:
I dare you run through the drugstore
Get an aspirin for my head

The blind can't lead the blind
And baby, I'm blind as you
I can't help myself
How can I help you?
I need help, girl

Two fools in the forest
Said, "Could you help me?"
I can't see the forest
There's too many trees

The blind can't lead the blind
And baby, I'm blind as you
I can't help myself
How can I help you?
I need help, girl