My Sperm Is Healthy

(album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Season 3) - 2018)

[Darryl:]
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

My sperm is nice and healthy
In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
I'm like Warren Buffett
I got so much of it
That's what my doctors tell me

My point is in a nutshell
Each time I bust, I bust well
I got the quantity
And the quality
No IUD is stopping me

'Cause my semen's steaming like a demon
And all the surrogates be screaming
Just give me some of that
Premium-grade baby batter
I never splatter
My sperm, my sperm
Is no cause for concern

My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
I got the best sperm in the biz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy

Even though I'm no teenager
My boys still throw a rager
They get bottle service
In every cervix
Blowing eggs up like a pager

Every lady's getting fertilized
Got a diaphragm? It's getting pulverized
My sperm shines brighter than the sun
So wear special glasses or avert your eyes

Give thanks my tank's not shooting blanks
I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
Not a castaway
But I blast away
That thing I do
Is inseminate you
With my sperm, my sperm
The tests have all confirmed

His sperm is healthy!
His sperm is healthy!

Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
My sperm just aced the quiz
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!

My sperm is healthy