Granger Danger

Here I am, face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see
Strange how a dress
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than
Beautiful to me
It seems like my eyes have been tranfigured
Something deep inside has changed
They've been opened wide, but hold that trigger
This could mean...danger!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger...

What? What the hell is this?
You expect me to sing about her?
I don't care about her
It's just a little make-up
Draco, wake-up!
I'm mistaken
She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
Don't know why I'd ever be so mean
This could mean...danger!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger...

I want to let her know...
I feel so queasy
But I can't let it show...
She'd laugh, poor Weasley
Come on
Ron...
Draco...
You gotta let it go
You gotta let it go...

What? What the hell is this?
You expect me to sing about her
Don't care about her
[?]
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than
Beautiful to me 'cause
She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
Don't know why I'd ever be so mean
This could mean...danger!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger...
With Hermione Granger...
With Hermione Granger...
Danger!