Mi Blenda

(album: Halfway Tree - 2001)

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

All girls say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings turn me on
Say dem wah fi know
What part of Kingston me born

Say dem wah fi know
The bling blings me have on
Say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings pop me corn

Real Rasta man to comeand sprinkle di lawn
And give her di cabin stabbing dem
From evenings to dawn, well all of the feminine
Gender mi warn take you like a tidal

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

She need some strong backative
To keep her genitals warm
Position herself
Fi di show man perform

Guinness and peanut
It works like a charm
Professional works
And di show must go on

Somebody please ring di
Phat gyal alarm dem gyal yah so phat
Ah mus' e' phat gyal farm
Start separating the flowers from the thorns
And all a di queens from di pawns

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

To how dem love me bad
A mus' e' bling me a bling
To how dem love me bad
A mus' di wine man a fling

To how dem love me bad
A mus' e' true man a king
To how dem love me bad
A mus' di tune man a sing

Well, how dem fight we so
A true dem nah get no wine
Well, how dem fight we so
A true dem nah get me time

Dem can't get a nickel
Dem can't get a dime
Dem can't get nuh

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

All girls say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings turn me on
Say dem wah fi know
What part of Kingston me born

Say dem wah fi know
The bling blings me have on
Say dem wah fi know
What kinda tings pop me corn

Real Rasta man to comeand sprinkle di lawn
And give her di cabin stabbing dem
From evenings to dawn, well all of the feminine
Gender mi warn take you like a tidal

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

She need some strong backative
To keep her genitals warm
Position herself
Fi di show man perform

Guinness and peanut
It works like a charm
Professional works
And di show must go on

Somebody please ring di
Phat gyal alarm dem gyal yah so phat
Ah mus' e' phat gyal farm
Start separating the flowers from the thorns
And all a di queens from di pawns

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember

To how dem love me bad
A mus' e' bling me a bling
To how dem love me bad
A mus' di wine man a fling

To how dem love me bad
A mus' e' true man a king
To how dem love me bad
A mus' di tune man a sing

Well, how dem fight we so
A true dem nah get no wine
Well, how dem fight we so
A true dem nah get me time

Dem can't get a nickel
Dem can't get a dime
Dem can't get nuh

A Guinness and peanut
Me put inna me blender
Me a di champion
Fi all contender

And if she wanna be a
Fan club member
I'm gonna give her
Something to remember