Don't Abort That Baby

(album: A Date With The Dead Milkmen - 1983)

Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming
Qualities

1 yeah!
1 yeah!
1 yeah!
Yaagh!

That was your cue

Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one

Don't abort that baby, allow it to live
Think of all the fun that little kid could give
If it is a boy, you can shred its teddy bear
If it is a girl, you can shave off all its hair
Teach it obscene words when it's learning how to talk
Get it fucking drunk when it's learning how to walk

Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one

Before it goes to bed at night take away its breath
Tell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death
Don't let it take a shower so its friends will not come near
Then start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer
It doesn't really matter cause soon there'll be a war
That's all we really need those little bastards for

Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one