Wannabe

(album: Kakigori Galaxy Astronaut - 2019)

[Romanized:]

Let me introduce myself, the one and lonely dice demon
Penny for your thoughts, kidding I don't really need 'em
Since I showed up, the universe been calling:
"Tell me, sunshine, you got a dream?"
Yep!
Saisho kara saigo
Be the ichiban saikyō ni saikō
When the night's rose, where the mind goes
Is a place of a twisted design, those
Who oppose of me obviously burn for eternity!
Kidding, I'm totally fine
Hypocrites saying I'm crossing the line
Honestly, promising you that... I'm trying
Hate sate, chottomatte、Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
"Snap this Wretched World in Half and Kill All of Your Friends" Day!
Doping kills the mental strain, cross my heart, but hope is pain
Stick a nail in your brain! Already said I was insane~
And salty like o senbei
Keep it isshōkenmei
Rapdekirukedo ikemen janai gomen ne
Comprende? Having second thoughts?
Pretty boy nothing you ain't got shit to spit, or say?
Hold it, shitsumon ga aru, "kamisama dare?"

Minasamafollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A hyaku pāsentoguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

Let's go down the list of every lyricist I hate:
All these whiny dissing pricks been tryna kick the record straight
Penning rhymes without a thought about the planet and its state
Caught up wasting precious time undermining the competition... wait
... I need two syllables fuck it I'll use "fuckin'" again!
These lyrical gaps easily fillable
Unkillable Bakabakashīphilosophy, a real smooth talker lookin
Fake-ass "MC Slim-Shaka-Laka"
Hokay
See I ain't lying, I ain't trying to complain
But I'm dying to know why all these new wave cowards rap the same
Listen I know that you ain't tryna be boring
But is this "ASMR," or what? I'm sorry for snoring (goodnight~!)
Dedicated, hypnotizing
Do I fill you with disgust?
Is it really so surprising that there's no one that I trust?
Bitch and whine about the bitching whiners, it's how I adjust
Cynical, hypocritical full of hatred
Aren't you jealous?

Minasamafollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A hyaku pāsentoguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

Minasamahave I got you on the spot?
Full of myself, cause I'm all that I've got
Fakest and shadiest failure of all?
A hyaku pāsentoguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

La la la...
Everybody!
Minasamafollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A hyaku pāsentoguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!
I just want you to wanna be like me
I just want you to wanna be like me
But really, you don't wanna be like me

[Japanese:]

Let me introduce myself, the one and lonely dice demon
Penny for your thoughts, kidding I don't really need 'em
Since I showed up, the universe been calling:
"Tell me, sunshine, you got a dream?"
Yep!
最初から最後
Be the 一番最強に最高
When the night's rose, where the mind goes
Is a place of a twisted design, those
Who oppose of me obviously burn for eternity!
Kidding, I'm totally fine
Hypocrites saying I'm crossing the line
Honestly, promising you that... I'm trying
はてさて、ちょっと待って、Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
"Snap this Wretched World in Half and Kill All of Your Friends" Day!
Doping kills the mental strain, cross my heart, but hope is pain
Stick a nail in your brain! Already said I was insane~
And salty like おせんべい
Keep it 一生懸命
Rapできるけどイケメンじゃないごめんね
Comprende? Having second thoughts?
Pretty boy nothing you ain't got shit to spit, or say?
Hold it, 質問がある、「神さま誰？」

皆さまfollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A 百パーセントguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

Let's go down the list of every lyricist I hate:
All these whiny dissing pricks been tryna kick the record straight
Penning rhymes without a thought about the planet and its state
Caught up wasting precious time undermining the competition... wait
... I need two syllables fuck it I'll use "fuckin'" again!
These lyrical gaps easily fillable
Unkillable バカバカしいphilosophy, a real smooth talker lookin
Fake-ass "MC Slim-Shaka-Laka"
Hokay
See I ain't lying, I ain't trying to complain
But I'm dying to know why all these new wave cowards rap the same
Listen I know that you ain't tryna be boring
But is this "ASMR," or what? I'm sorry for snoring (goodnight~!)
Dedicated, hypnotizing
Do I fill you with disgust?
Is it really so surprising that there's no one that I trust?
Bitch and whine about the bitching whiners, it's how I adjust
Cynical, hypocritical full of hatred
Aren't you jealous?

皆さまfollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A 百パーセントguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

皆さまhave I got you on the spot?
Full of myself, cause I'm all that I've got
Fakest and shadiest failure of all?
A 百パーセントguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!

La la la...
Everybody!
皆さまfollow me, hold your applause
Cast down from heaven, basically, I'm God!
Number one "realist" Hater-of-All?
A 百パーセントguarantee!
EVERYBODY!
Kick out the famous names (they're uninspired!)
No doubt, you feel the same. (we're sick and tired!)
Don't fuck in the game, screw the cash and the fame
I just want you to wanna be like me
Naturally!
I just want you to wanna be like me
I just want you to wanna be like me
But really, you don't wanna be like me