I'm Not A Loser

(album: Milo Goes To College - 1983)

Think that I'm a loser,
'Cause now my pants are too low
Think that I'm a slob,
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like,
Just like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off,
'Cause I'm working sixty a week

You think that life is really tough
When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car
Take a girl out, she won't fuck you,
You just bought her a gram of coke
Spent all your money on shitty coke

I'm not a loser!
That's right, I'm not a loser!
I'm not a loser!

Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas
While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night
Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint
And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight

You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes
Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here
Go away, you fucking gay. I'm not a loser!