Cruelboarders (Live 2021)

(album: Recycle Island & The Trashboys - 2021)

Hi, Macrock. Thanks to the magic of video editing, this is the second song

Hey hey hey hey hey
Cruelboarders

Learn to skate or learn to die
But I'm not that good so I don't know why
These punks make fun of me
And I'm banned from the skate community

I've been playing Tony Hawk since the day I was born
But when I go to skateparks, I'm just ignored
My only problem is that I can't land on the board
Why the fuck can't I land on the goddamn board?

I bought a copy of Thrasher Magazine
Now I'm part of the lingo, I'm part of the scene
I hate cops and I want tattoos
Green Day sucks, not Blink-182

I can't Ollie yet, but I'm getting it down
Trying to get sponsored from this shop downtown
So you can take your car to work, I'll take my board
I deserve some kind of award

Cruelboarders!
Cruelboarders!

Destructo Disk!
Destructo Disk!
Destructo Disk!