The Show (Oh, My God! Remix)

(album: Oh, My God! - 1986)

Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever
witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

[MC Ricky D:] Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
[Doug E. Fresh:] Yes!
[MC Ricky D:] Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
[Doug E. Fresh:] They never write
[MC Ricky D:] That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
[Doug E. Fresh:] No, you're quite right
[MC Ricky D:] Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
[Both:] We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
[MC Ricky D:] So!
[Doug E. Fresh:] So!
[MC Ricky D:] Cheerio!
[Doug E. Fresh:] Yell...
[MC Ricky D:] Scream...
[Both:] Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show

[MC Ricky D:] A-yo, Doug
[Doug E. Fresh:] What?
[MC Ricky D:] Put ya Bally's on
[Doug E. Fresh:] Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
[MC Ricky D:] Why?
[Doug E. Fresh:] Because these shoes always hurt my corns
[MC Ricky D:] Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

[Doug E. Fresh:] Here we go...
[Get Fresh Crew:] Here we go...
[Doug E. Fresh:] Come on...
[Get Fresh Crew:] Come on...
[Doug E. Fresh:] A-here we go...
[Get Fresh Crew:] Here we go...
[Doug E. Fresh:] Come on...
[Get Fresh Crew:] Come on...

[Doug E. Fresh:] Yo! Where's Will and Barr?
[MC Ricky D:] Well I don't know, they're late
Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date
[Doug E. Fresh:] Man you did it again, oh no!
[Get Fresh Crew:] No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
[Doug E. Fresh:] Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
[MC Ricky D:] Word
[Doug E. Fresh:] Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
[MC Ricky D:] W-w-w-Word
[Doug E. Fresh:] No we didn't
[MC Ricky D:] Well don't get us wrong
'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on...

[Doug E. Fresh:] Well it started up on 8th Avenue
When I made up the name called the...
[Get Fresh Crew:] Get Fresh Crew!
[Doug E. Fresh:] It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B
and my right hand man Ricky D
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...

[MC Ricky D:] Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in?
[Doug E. Fresh:] No, he's not in right now

[Doug E. Fresh:] But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
And I'm known for the... [Doug E style beatbox]
Not for the... [Fat Boys style beatbox]
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashing checks, make sound FX
And after I finish rocking Slick Rick is on next
[MC Ricky D:] Ya know it
[Doug E. Fresh:] Slick Rick...
[MC Ricky D:] Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard
Doug, I was going Downtown
[Doug E. Fresh:] Word Rick?
[MC Ricky D:] Word
[Doug E. Fresh:] Sure
[MC Ricky D:] All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the D-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
[Doug E. Fresh:] So?
[MC Ricky D:] So I sat beside her
Then she went [roar] like she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
[Doug E. Fresh:] Oh, golly wally
[MC Ricky D:] She was raising hell
She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove

[Doug E. Fresh:] As you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)
Chill Will (fresh)
Barry B is (fresh)
Ricky D is (fresh)
And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)