Aging Jerk

(album: Hit Your Head - 2015)

The dialogue feels guilty
Full of exposition
I give it, oh one out of five
The motivation's money
Characters drop in and they drop out
I give it, oh two out of five

Would watch again
Would watch again
Would watch again

The setting's unclear
The tone is confused
I give it, oh three out of five
The pacing's wrong
We've still got problems
I give it, oh four out of five

Was worth my time
Was worth my time
Was worth my time

Critics agree great aggregate scores are a modern classic
The fans agree great fun at the theater of Blockbuster
The suits agree great return on investment, a greenlit sequel
The lead agrees great esteem gets piled, an obvious Oscar
The world agrees great universal themes, a real piece of art
Deities agree great god almighty ah, blessed from on high

Something to pass some hours
It's something to eat your day
Something to pass some hours
It's something to eat your day

The projector's broken
The screen has stains
I give it, five out of five
The popcorn's burnt
My foot is stuck
I give it, six out of five