The Jester

(album: Common Dreads - 2009)

"Simmer down ladies and gentlemen
you're acting rather irresponsibly"

Hold your horses, steady now,
'Cos we're floating precariously and therefor furthermore frivolously
On tectonic plates

And everything we stand on
And everything we stand for
is rather unstable right now

So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare
But I think I'll tease my pallet with some crudités, just to prepare
You see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time
So I reckon it's just about time to roast this swine

Ahhh
This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!
So knuckle down and fetch his head
Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce
Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents
Ha Ha!
Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book (Throw it up, throw it up)
Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book (Throw it up, throw it up)
Let's throw it up and then start again
Let's throw it up and then start again
Shoo!

Nicely does it now
Steady...
Hold...
Hold...
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That was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very sat-is-fied
I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine.
The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable,
all in all a splendid spread.