Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

(album: Season 2 - 2013)

[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Frank Sinatra!
Vs!
Freddie Mercury!
Begin!

[Frank Sinatra:]
Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes!
With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite
Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business
Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips! Boom!
Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous
You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uranus

[Freddie Mercury:]
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war
You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents
You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants
Why do you stand there in a suit? it's like you're trying to bore me
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny
Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy
You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows
Guinea Dago

[Frank Sinatra:]
Guinea Dago?

[Freddie Mercury:]
Guinea Dago, Figaro

[Frank Sinatra:]
Easy, Jaws of Life, I can't stand a racist
I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask Sammy Davis
Look, we all want to swing, baby, but you took it too far
You played butthole roulette and you lost the draw!

[Freddie Mercury:]
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed
I didn't leave a mark on history, I French kissed it!
I'm a champion of the world (World,) extinguished in his prime! (Prime)
So kiss my ass Frankie (Ass,) but you'll have to wait in line

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Eeeeeepic (eeeeeepic)
Eeeeeepic (eeeeeepic)
Eeeeeepic rap battles of history!