15 Ways

(album: Middle Class Revolt - 1994)

No need to be down-hearted
There must be 10 ways to leave your man
Don't be broken-hearted
There are many ways to leave your man

Leave your man
Leave your man
Leave your man

You gotta be cheerful-hearted
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man
Get a flat on a magazine
Get your body heading out of that scene
Don't be disconcerted
There must be 15 ways to leave your man
Soon you will discover you are no longer undercover

Break! Now! Fly direct! Post Office box!

You'll get a dallying notion
But you will soon recover
No longer undercover
Branch out into complete disorder

You gotta be cheerful-hearted
There's at least 15 ways to leave your man
Get a flat on a magazine
Get your body heading and out of that scene
But don't be disconcerted
There are 8 ways to keep your man
Don't be down-hearted
There are 15 ways to leave your man

Don't be too disconcerted
Use all 15 ways to leave your man
Leave your man
16 ways to leave your man
Leave your man
Leave your man