Eastenders

(album: Ask My Brother - 2020)

Why've I've been away so long?
Couldn't tell you what's going on out here, it's mad
Eastenders, Hollyoaks ting
Ayy

I've been away so long, what's going on?
I heard John's got a yout with Jade
You know same Jade used to be with Tom
You know that same John that punched up Tom (Tom)
(Ah) It's long (It's long)
Tommy ain't got no heart really but his love for this Jade so strong
Don hit the trap, and he got that wong (Wong)
Copped a MAC and he rolled on John (John)
That's when it all went wrong (Wrong)
Beef over gyal is long (Long)
Beef over gyal is mad (Mad, mad)
Let me tell you 'bout Baz (Uh)
Baz is best friends with Dee and Dee's got a ting called Cash
But Cash used to fuck with Baz (Baz)
And nobody told Dee about that
He found out when he was in the can (Can)
And you know what it's like in the can with a girl
All you think, "Is my girl getting banged?" (Banged)
So he sat there and he made one plan
He came home and he shot that man
Point blank (Point blank)

God damn (God damn)
Beef over gyal is mad (It's crazy, you know)
Beef over gyal is mad (Don't do it, don't do it)
God damn (God damn)
God damn (God damn) (Don't do it)
God damn, beef over gyal is mad (Huh)

And it gets worse (Worse)
Beef over gyal is cursed (Cursed)
Now we got one real nigga doing life (Life)
We got one good brudda in a hearse
Listen, why you gotta punch up nerds?
They try act like they wan' do dirt (Mm-mm)
'Cause in the end, everybody gets hurt (In the end)
In the end, everybody gets burnt (Burnt)
Let me break it down (Down)
See there's a sweet one called Lisa (Huh)
You know Lisa, she peng and brown
She got found when she went uptown
She met Dan who's a model and Jem who's a model
And they all done the modelling
In the end, she got off with Jem (Jem)
And Dan didn't like that one, nah
Made a lie that he piped that one, ah
Got Jem online on a typing one
Like, "Let's link up on a fighting one"
And, Dan said, "Cool", went home and got some tools
Called his bad boy friend Cal that he known since school
Like, "Cal, man are from south, they come to my house, I need you now, ah"
And real niggas do good youts favours (Favours) (You know like that)
But Dan must have been smoking flavours (Flavours)
They pulled up and he backed two shavers
But that's when it's all fell apart and Jem got stabbed in his heart

God damn (God damn)
Beef over gyal is mad (I told you)
Beef over gyal is mad (Don't do it)
God damn, God damn
Beef over gyal is mad

It's mad, I told man
All these stories is based on true stories
Don't be a sucker cah the consequences are mad
(Nastylgia)
Beef over gyal is mad