St. Girlfriend

(album: Get A Job - 2022)

I took you to the mall, we had a teen romance
Yeah, you were so pretty, babe, had me in a trance
I got really fucking nervous, used the bathroom in my pants
Yeah, you just laughed it off and then you still gave me a chance

Like oh my god I can't go on
My pants are ruined
Oh my god, we carried on

She's a saint, and I'm a freak
Who could bear me for a week?
She said she wants me for a lifetime
Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint
Maybe she's insane

I mess up a lot, you tell me "It's alright"
Yeah, you put up with my shit and never act uptight
I threw up everywhere in the air mid flight
You didn't even leave me, you just held on tight

Like oh my god I can't get off
This flight is ruined
I forgot my carry on

She's a saint, and I'm a freak
Who could bear me for a week?
She said she wants me for a lifetime
Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint
Maybe she's insane

She's a saint
Maybe she's insane

(Hey, hey)
(Hey, hey)

She's a saint, and I'm a freak
Who could bear me for a week?
She said she wants me for a lifetime
Don't know what she sees in me
She's a saint, and I'm a freak
Who could bear me for a week?
She said she wants me for a lifetime
Don't know what she sees in me

She's a saint
Maybe she's insane

(Hey, hey)