Miguel Pelotas

(album: Mike Balls Boutique - 2023)

Se llama Miguel Pelotas
No le gustan los idiotas

If your standing at the bar talking shite
Or push in the queue not being polite
The call him Miguel it's foreign for Mike
He'll let you know if you do something he doesn't like
You better share if you've got weed or booze
Don't mess with Mike because your gonna loose
Always be nice that's the guide
'Cause you don't want to get on Mike's wrong side
He doesn't like hipsters or rugger buggers
Socks with sandals or charity chuggers
He don't like the police or PCSOs
And if it'd not Adidas he don't like clothes
Giving out commandments like Biggie not Mosses
He ain't got patience like Guns N' Roses
From Castle Greyskull to He-man and Cringer
He's a vigilante like the Newport Ninja

Se llama Miguel Pelotas
No le gustan los idiotas

If your playing Uno you better not be cheating
'Cause that could result in a Mike Balls beating
Like James Corden in a restaurant
Mike will offer you out any time you want
You ripped off someone's nan with an internet scam
Mike will whip yours if your a woman or a man
Like Death Wish 3 or Rocky 2
Mike Balls won't take no shit from you
Like Hogwarts to the writing hat
He'll sort you out if you act like a twat
Like Darth Vader fighting Voldamort
When it comes to jokers his temper's short
And another thing that gets Mike vexed
Is people who use all caps on emails and texts
If you leave used cups and plates in the sink
It's time for you to have a good hard think

Se llama Miguel Pelotas
No le gustan los idiotas

He like Run The Jewells he don't suffer fools
He seen a dolphin down in Maindee Pools
If there too many dicks on the dance floor
Mike Balls will show you more than the door
If you don't know the score
He'll tax you dinner money your rizzla and your draw
One thing Mike will always expect
If you step to him you better come correct
In the book of rage he wrote all the pages
Tell you to fuck off if your taking ages
Going through the stages of life right
Waiting for the next time he's gonna bite
Show him tomatoes he'll take you to school
Don't confuse Everton with Liverpool
At the end of the day you don't have to agree
With the biggest baddest bad boy in the GLC

Taking it down taking it down Taking it down Mikey
Taking it down taking it down Taking it down Mikey
Taking it down taking it down Taking it down Mikey
Taking it down taking it down Taking it down Mikey

Your trolling your trolling that's how your rolling
Mike will come round and kick your arse hole in
He won't tolerate hate
He's laying down the law on the estate
He's out on patrol in his Citron Saxo
Meeting out justice like Commando
I think you'll find if your unkind
Mike will come round and fuck you up

Se llama Miguel Pelotas
No le gustan los idiotas
Se llama Miguel Pelotas
No le gustan los idiotas