Schmoyoho, Accent On The Yo

Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Shawtay, ay)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Dayum, dayum, dayum!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Go, chicken, go!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Woo!)

(Schmoyoho) Songify your favorite videos
(Schmoyoho) Original songs and musicals
(Schmoyoho) Making the news tolerable
(Schmoyoho) And other stuff too
Meet the G. Bros!

Andrew: The red beard brother
Peeking and creeping in the bathroom brother
Michael: The headgear brother
In a spacesuit shouting at you brother
Evan: The details brother
Dated a girl with a bread hand brother
Sarah: The female brother
Could be theatrical or a deadpan brother

Michael: The spectacles brother
Sleeping in a bed of Oreos brother
Sarah: No-testicles brother
Won't leave the DJ alone brother
Andrew: He's a dancing brother
In a basement stabbing Michael brother
Evan: He's a prancing brother
Sometimes a little bit psycho brother

Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (On the yo!)
Your life is better as a musical (Musicals, woo!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (On that yo!)
A word that everybody on this Earth should know (Should know!)
Should know (Should know!)
If you know, you're a schmo (I'm a schmo, you're a schmo!)

And everyone asks us what it means
It's just a reflection of your dreams
It shifts and changes with the wind
Bends space and time to its every whim

Go, chicken, go!
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Just do it! Like 1999
I go hard, bitchwinning
All the way across the sky
Get that cash money for one night

Oh, DJ play my song now (No!)
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
Boom! Grab that Jedi, pow!
Dayum, dayum, dayum!
The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand
Dayum, dayum, dayum!
The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand

I'm backing up, backing up, bourbon whiskey
Backing up, backing up, penguin on me
You shall build a turtle fence
I'm sorry I rumpled your duvet, but I had to work on that bootay
One day I hope I'll find, someone who doesn't mind
Being embarrassed by me, all of the time
Buy a shotgun Nah! Not today
On very thin ice
That's a double rainbow all the way (all the way, woo!)

Before you have to up and go (Up and go!)
Go watch the videos from this video (Some videos!)
And you can get the tracks too (True!)
If that's something that you'd like to do (Woo!)

And make sure to touch that bell before you go
So you don't miss a single video
'Cause if that happened, you'd be sad
And we want you to be forever glad

Have a great day
And a great life
Hey-hey, oh, oooh
We want you to have
The maximum amount of happiness
For the maximum amount of time
Oh, yeah!