Do The Hustle

(album: Musical Monkey - 1997)

Hey, how did everybody get in my room?

It's saturday another perfect day
until I hit the boardwalk headed towards the pier
"You're fucking gay!"
"Fuck you! Outta my way!"
50,000 jackoffs on rollerblades
Greased up dolphin shorts
Wrist guards so it won't hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car! Yea!
So until the day you learn to surf or skate;
College jackoff faggot, Sportin Oakley shades!

On rollerblades! Yea!
Crash helmets to be safe!
On rollerblades! Yea!
Crash helmets to be safe!

Whoopie! It's fun to skate!
I'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee! This is fun!
Looks like I better run
14 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head!
Yea!

This sport is so extreme
You roller disco queens
Go and do the hustle at the roller wonderland
She blades to shrink her thighs
So she can justify
2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

Neat! Neat! I really think its neat!
I'm stealing every trick from every
skateboarder i meet
Neat! Neat! I really think its neat!
You stupid faggot roller bladers!!

Roller Wonderland!
Cum-guzzlin Fruitcakes!
I hope you break your hands!
Roller Wonderland!
Cum-guzzlin Fruitcakes!
I hope you break your fucking neck!!

YOU STUPID ROLLER SKATER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!