Rent

(album: Quarantine Queen - 2020)

Hi, this is Rachel from the leasing office and we've noticed
There's been a lot of noise coming from unit 301
Lot of partying, a lot of mess
And you haven't paid your rent yet
Can someone please give us a call back
Cuz at this point I think you guys need to leave

Dear landlord, girl, I think you must be bored
Saw your notice on my door
But I tossed it on the floor
See miss COVID came and shut us down
So like, it's our time to party now
So ma'am, I'm saying this as nice as I can

Fuck the rent (fuck the rent)
I just got fired so you ain't getting a cent
Fuck the rent
And that stimulus check they sent already spent
Fuck the rent
Oh girl, I said what I said and that's what I meant
(That's what I meant)
Fuck the rent
(Fuck the rent)

Cuz I'm staying, I'm staying
I'm staying here but honey
I'm not paying, not paying
You ain't getting my money
What I'm saying, I'm saying
I'll say it again
Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent

Hi, it's Rachel again
We just got a call from a neighbor
Complaining about excessive barking
Which is odd because you're in our no pets wing
I took the liberty of watching your Insta stories
And I know that you're quarantining here so
Call me back or I'm calling the cops

I've got two cats, a dog, a ferret
But no pet deposit
I've been a rebel since the devil
Strutted out of the closet
So bend over I'll show you where
To put your noise complaints
And if you think you're gon' evict us
Let me tell you, you ain't

Fuck the rent (fuck the rent)
They just furloughed me so you ain't getting a cent
Fuck the rent
And that stimulus check they sent already spent
Fuck the rent
Oh girl, I said what I said and that's what I meant
(That's what I meant)
Fuck the rent
(Fuck the rent)

Cuz I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying
Here but honey
I'm not paying, not paying
But I do pay my dancers
I'm just saying, just saying
I'll say it again
Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent

Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent

Fuck the rent (fuck the rent)
Call another tenets phone if you need to vent
Fuck the rent
You're embarrassing yourself, can't you take a hint
Fuck the rent
Cuz I said what I said and that's what I meant
(That's what I meant)
Fuck the rent
(Fuck the rent)

Cuz I'm staying, I'm staying
I'm staying here but honey
I'm not paying, not paying
You ain't getting my money
What I'm saying, I'm saying
I'll say it again
Fuck the rent
Fuck the rent

Hi, it's Rachel again
And I just wanted you guys to know
That I quit that job
I hate that fucking place
So if you guys wanna party
Let a bitch know
Also, you looking for a roommate?