X-Treme Country

(album: The Almeria Club Recordings - 2002)

I want a suit just like Hank's
I want a voice just like Johnny Cash
A big Gibson guitar with "F" holes in the middle
A girlfriend like Dolly and a huge bass fiddle
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

I've got a dobro that really twangs
I've got a pick up truck with a name
We go swimming in the creek, put crickets on a hook
I know how to catch 'em and I know how to cook
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

Yea I am from XXX X-Tremely country
My family history is agriculturally honky tonky
Well I am right at home down in the swamp
With the skeeters and the crickets and the bullfrog's song
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

Hey I'm from XXX X-Tremely country
My family history is agriculturally honky tonky
May not be street smart bt we're woods wise
Have you done it in a truck girlfriend, don't lie
Are you XXX X-Tremely country