Girlfriends

(album: Dap Me Thru The Phone - 2020)

Damn man shit's crazy
I mean everybody is stuck at home
Just chilling with their girlfriends

Wait

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
That's so fucked up I seriously feel so bad for them
Because I have a girlfriend and she really is so good to me
She's always there for me spiritually and emotionally

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
Someone to have they back and love them 'til the world ends
Someone to make them feel like royalty when they're with their queen
So if you don't have a girlfriend you have my sympathy

I feel bad for you
Are you lacking in confidence or do you have bad breath my dude?
Matter of fact you a great guy but the world is just so cruel
Not everyone has a girlfriend damn is that really true?

I want to help you out but I don't know how
Tell me what's a king without a crown?
This whole concept I can barely wrap my head around
When you're stuck in quarantine who's gonna hold you down?

I wanna know who gon' give you back rubs when you're sad?
Who gon' talk you down help you relax when you mad?
Who gon' give you handjobs when you need that swift release?
Man the fact you don't have a girl is hard to believe?

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
That's so fucked up I seriously feel so bad for them
As long as I'm with her I'm never feeling lonely
And it's so cool that she genuinely wants to bone me

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
Someone to stand by their side even as their world ends
I love my girl because she's loyal and a genius
And it feels amazing when she's touching on my penis

So what's your girlfriends name?
The four of us should go on a double date
Wait wait I'm so sorry I completely spaced
I forget you didn't have a girlfriend that is my mistake (my god)

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
That's so fucked up

Oh my god I just realised some people don't have girlfriends
I wanna empathise but I just can't relate to them
I assumed everyone has someone sticking by their side
But some people don't have girlfriends and I am still surprised

Hovey Benjamin made this beat