Thanx But No Thanx

(album: The Plague That Makes Your Booty Move...It's The Infectious Grooves - 1991)

[Record Dealer:] Well, Mr. Samaducious
[Mr. Sarsippius:] C'mon now, say it right
[Record Dealer:] Yes Sir
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Say it with pleasure
[Record Dealer:] Yes, ah, it's been a pleasure having you here...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Thank you very much, thank you very much
[Record Dealer:] Ah, we're not gonna need any more vocals on this set...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] What?
[Record Dealer:] Well, basically your voice doesn't fit in, we appreciate you coming down...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] My voice don't fit, what, me?
[Record Dealer:] I show you the door, get a few little candies on your way out...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] I don't want no candies, you know I don't need that kinda stuff, makes my scales break out. This is recocoulous. What do you mean?
[Record Dealer:] Well it's... I, I just got the word they told me on the headphone...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Word from who ? I didn't get no word...
[Record Dealer:] They said it's not the right part, we appreciate it, Sir, please, say we don't have no problem, so I don't have to call...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't call nobody, call my agent, he will talk to you about this, you're square to white...
[Record Dealer:] I ask you, really, it's... it's finally, they gave me the word, the fellas are gonna be down here, they gonna have to use this studio...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] What fellas? I'm here now to do the tracks, listen to the tracks
[Record Dealer:] It's not working, you know, it's not, you tried a couple'a songs, it's fine, we appreciate it, I have to ask you to leave now, sir, please
[Mr. Sarsippius:] I'm going nowhere till I do my tracks, that was the contract, let's do it
[Record Dealer:] There's no contract, we have no contract, you're auditioning... and when the people...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] What about my points?
[Record Dealer:] Ahm, I give you a good point, get your booty outta here before I call the police...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Ah, wait a minute, don't touch my booty...
[Record Dealer:] I'm not touching... Ah, yes, can we get some security down here...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't need no security... I'll take them all on, bring them to me...
[Record Dealer:] Sorry, Sir, please there's not going...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Hooold on
[Security Officer:] Hm, security calling?
[Record Dealer:] Yes, hm, we got this, I don't know, this...
[Security Officer:] Excuse me, sir, this is a private session...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Why, don't touch me...
[Security Officer:] Get him back from me, I button you...
[Record Dealer:] Here, get this... get this... get this leash on him...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Roughing your neck, juice-headed freak...
[Record Dealer:] That's it, call the... call the zoo, eh, eh, eh, eh, he's got me, he's got me, got jammed with his horn...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't touch my kudos...
[Record Dealer:] Oookay, animal control