I Fucked A Cop

(album: The Marvelous Missing Link: Found - 2015)

I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop
Cause that would hit the spot
I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream
Then I heard someone order the same as me
I turned around to look and we connected eyes
She was a cop, I tell no lies
At first I was terrified indeed
Cause in my bag was a pound of weed
But she just smiled, I smiled back
And then she asked me where I'm sitting at
And could she join me, and then it clicked
This bitch is on my dick
We ate together, talked and giggled
My dick was harder than a pickle
My heart was beating like crazy fast
Non-stop, I'm about to fuck this cop

[Hook:]
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)
And I get some neden son (hey!)
I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)
She don't arrest me or beat my head in
Nah kid I just tap the neden

That night she picked me up in the squad car
The whole time my meat was hard
Plus I didn't have to ride in the back
I sat up front next to the gun rack
She pulled cars over as my heart raced
And I put the spotlight in they face
One kid had meth in his car and got arrested
As we drove to jail I got molested
She jacked me off and I almost nutted
As the kid locked up in the back head-butted
The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy
And we both laughed as he started to cry
I was having stupid oodles of fun
When she took him in, I played with her gun
I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it
The officer biscuit I was dying to split it

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She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted
And as she drove I fingered the neden
She had a bush like the one in my front yard
Plus my hand stunk, my dick was still hard
She said we have to raid a drug dealers home
I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!"
We rolled to the house with four more units
Look at that I'm starting to sound like the bitch
They broke the door down, we ran inside
I found the money and dope and now they're mine
Finally her long ass shift was over
She took me home and she had a Doberman
Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all
She put him away and then she called me
Into her bedroom and we finally fucked
That's why I'm the man though, the neden sucked

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