Things That Rhyme With Orange

(album: You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter - 2008)

I'm so iconoclastic; I'm CLASTIC!
I only want you to think I'm fantastic
I'll participate in what you believe
IF YOU GIVE ME THE ATTENTION!
Yeah, yeah thats the only compensation
I want to be included in your conversation

So am I "in" or am I "out"
WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT!?
What is that paint brush for?
Are you preparing to draw me?
No wait, please don't! I am scared
Of what I'll see
I'm not a perfect picture portrait
But I am working on it!
I've been thinking about being cool
I must have to admit!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds
But if it wasn't for you
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

I think I'll perpetuate a pre-existing runway
I guess it is all of the shit almost as cool as creating a fresh
New elaboration yourself

It's a marker! IT'S A SIGN!
It's something we define!
It already exists, BUT YOU HELPED REFINE!
An emblem for all your aesthetic kin
TO RECOGNIZE YOU BY!

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds
But if it wasn't for you
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?

Obscenity is a crutch for traffic drivers
If you need to use the restroom just ask politely
I like the way I do it, better then the way your not
Lifting up the toilet seat was the way I was taught [x2]

It has to be a unanimous determination
Because one opinion would be a pointless appreciation

YEAH, SURE THANKS FOR THE INVITATION!
DON'T WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN YOUR CONVERSATION
IT'S TOO LATE!
WE'VE OVER THROWN I TOOK ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE

Blame it on the corporate skyscrapers in the clouds
But if it wasn't for you
We wouldn't have all these multiple crowds
How am I suppose to choose, which one I belong to?