(I'm Just A) Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar

(album: Rides Again - 1977)

Well hello boogie palace I'm sitting here alone
A listening to the music of electric saxaphones
Now there ain't no sexy dresses and there ain't no beehive hair
Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
They're staring at me like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar

I stopped in here to have a beer to ask some gal to dance
Well I've been waiting patient now and I ain't had the chance
Cause they ain't played any waltzes nothing like a Texas swing
And with no belly rubbing music how in the hell can I do my thing

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar...

Well good-bye boogie palace I'm getting outta here
Back to country music and back to Lonestar beer
Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell
And them men are good ole boys just drinking beer and raising hell

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar...