Fanmail

(album: King Me - 2015)

[Voice mail:]
Friday 5:58pm

[Fan:]
Hey, Josh!
I've been a huge fan of you for a while
I just had some thoughts I wanted to share
So um like, no offense but you are such a fucking douche, like, how pretentious can you be?
"Oh I can master every genre of music 'cause I'm Josh and I'm so great"
Fuck you
What an asshole
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to offer up some constructive criticism here when I say you should just go back to doing dubstep, because that's the only reason people listen to you
That's the only thing you can do well
You lack the flow and the melanin required to be a decent rapper
As a fan, I love your early stuff, it was great! But rap? Jesus...
As long as you're a rapper you can just eat a dick, I don't care
Again, big fan