Happy Halloween (Intro)

(album: Better Off Dead III - 2018)

[Josh A:]
Wow! I can't believe it's been a whole year since last Halloween and the first better off dead. Me and Jake are about to on a world tour soon; Life's looking pretty good
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh, that must be some trick or treaters

[Misc Kids:] Trick or Treat?

[Josh A:] Hey, kids who are you all supposed to be for Halloween?

[Misc Kids:] I'm Josh A, I'm Jake Hill, Pinecone gang

[Josh A:]
Okay, I'm giving you guys the works. here is the mix-tapes, 20 pieces of candy

[Misc Kids:] Oooh

[Josh A:] Good job kids, and uh... what about you guys? Who are you?

[Misc Kids:] I'm skull trooper, John Wick

[Josh A:] Oh, so you guys uh... you guys like Fortnite, huh?

[Misc Kids:]
Oh, yeah. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite. We love Fortnite.
Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, floss, floss, dab

[Josh A:]
Ok, I've had it, that's enough
Machine gun and children's screams

[Jake Hill:]
Josh, what the fuck? You can't just shoot people for doing Fortnite dances in real life! They were just kids, oh my God!

[Josh A:] Na man, don't worry about it, it's legal

[Jake Hill:] What?

[Josh A:]
Ya, man didn't you hear about it? Tonight's the Purge. Let's go kill some Fortnite kids!