Internlude

(album: intern aquarium. - 2016)

[Khary:]
I swear
I will I will never
Intern again in my fucking life
I I feel more like
I feel more Kanye
Niggas trying to lil' bro' me like like Phonte
Heheh, yeah, man

Intern aquarium, an aquarium full of interns
Most unpaid, never praised for their good work (Never)
Boss sent me across town pick up a package (Pick up a fucking package)
Little did he know, I be gone 'til November (I'm gone, my nigga)
Nigga, I got tracks to make, though I'm not Wyclef
Thought you were safe in your job, you flexing biceps (Niggas always flexing)
'Til you get fired on the set of your movie role
Life went straight to DVD inside your cubicle (Who's wrong now?)
So who really in the box, huh? (Huh?)
I am not punching in a clock, none (None)
I'm just working, certain that I'll show a certain person
That I can give her everything that I got, me (Gotta' do it for me)
Searching for a purpose, I ain't even leave the surface
'Cause the truth is inside of what I am not, you (Not for you)
I do not waste time on what is not true (No)
Show me a critic who got a statue (Yeah)
I gotta' go now (Gotta'), I can't stay here (Stay here)
I'm too stressed out, count all my grey hairs (Fucking stressed)
Maybe I'm roadkill, they want me to lay here
Got two part-times 'cause they don't even pay here (Two part-time jobs)
I was just trying to make the flow pop (Yeah)
You were trying to fuck the new girl co-ops (Niggas is trying to fuck the interns)
Had to learn the game, I ain't making more stops
Wouldn't hand me the keys, so I'm breaking more locks
No, I'm not chilling (No), obsessed with my plan like a villain (yeah)
Play Piccolos on you Krillins
Did it all for a feeling (It was all for a feeling), music is my penicillin
The sacrifice, yes, I was willing (I had to)
Interning all week, you swear I do this for me
I swear I do this for free, you swear I do this for me (it's free, my nigga)
Boss made me get him coffee: five sugars, extra sweet
Then passive-aggressive e-mails, 'cause I forgot the receipt
'Cause I forgot the receipts, nigga?

Man (The receipts)
I'm off this shit
Nigga, it's just a receipt, it's like, niggas is dying
[?]

[Jermaine Fowler:]
Hey, Khary, how you doing there, buddy?
Good
So, um, quick thing, real quick, not that quick, kinda serious, not that serious, but kinda serious
This morning, you got me my coffee, like I told you, like I hired you for! Thank you so much, little guy
But not only did you forget the milk, but you also forgot to get a receipt
Yeah. Let's not do that again, huh?
Let's not not get receipts. Gotta get receipts
It's-it's-it's a-it's a business, hehehahahaha!
Alright! So uh, you know, it's fine, just don't you know, just you know, I know things slip through you know, your mind 'cause you don't, you know, you know, but you're-you're part of this company, man
You're a big part, alright? You're important
You the coffee man, coffee boy. You a coffee boy!
P.S., Get a receipt next time... or I'll fucking fire you