Worst Guy At The Beach

You're hanging at the beach with your friends in tow
For some sun, some sand, some surf
You know
Then who should appear from around the way
Than that clueless guy ruins the day

He's the worst guy at the beach
(He is the worst guy)
The worst guy at the beach
(The worst, the worst guy)
The worst

When you find the best spot and there's no one else around
Then he sets up his chair
Puts his 'brella in the ground
Too close to you, all up in your face
He's got a lot to learn about personal space
Everybody's chilling, but he don't care
Shaking his towel, getting sand everywhere
There he goes, spraying out his suntan lotion
(Ew)
Without a sorry or a 'scuse-me motion
(Really?)
He's the guy who doesn't have a clue or a hunch
He'll be texting things and walk right through your lunch
You wrecked my sandwich, my chips, and caused a hassle
Then you stepped on Jenny and destroyed her sandcastle
He plays sports but lacks coordination
Everything he throws ends in a random location
Volleyballs, beach balls, and flying discs
You'll wish you had a helmet 'cause we're all at risk

He's the worst guy at the beach
(He is the worst guy)
The worst guy at the beach
(The worst, the worst guy)
The worst

He swings a surfboard over his head
The damage he causes is really widespread
And wouldn't you know it?
He can't even surf
It's time for this dude to step off our turf
According to this sign, feeding birds is illegal
But he's giving bread to every single pigeon and seagull
(Huh?)
Look out now, they're getting ready to swoop
(Whoa!)
Put your hands in the air, 'cause here comes the poop

He's the worst guy at the beach
(He is the worst guy)
The worst
The worst guy at the beach
(The worst, the worst guy)
He is the worst

[Jack:]
Today was so much fun
I'm glad that we were here
And now it's time to go
Ha!
We gotta pack our gear
[Kira:]
Wish I could leave his butt by the seaside
(Me too)
But he's my little brother, and I'm his ride

He's the worst guy at the beach
(He is the worst guy)
(Ugh, why does he have to be here?)
The worst guy at the beach
(The worst, the worst guy)
This guy is such a bummer
He's messing up my summer
He's the worst guy at the beach