Ihatemetoo

(album: resERECTION - 2019)

Ooh
Lil Phag
Do you really think
That you fucking hate me
More than I could ever fucking hate myself?
Really?

I hate me too (I hate me too bitch)
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's prolly true bitch)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (Probably more)
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha)

Wait, hold up
You're on my Twitter tryna start fights? (Wha?)
You think you hate me more than my wife? (Nah)
You think I'm annoying on YouTube?
Bitch, try meeting me in real life
People be saying I got a big nose (Yeah!)
I just be commenting back like "I know" (I know)
And when I look at myself in the mirror
I'm scolding myself like I'm Willem Defoe (in Spider-man)
I don't take no selfies
I don't like what I see
I wish that I could date me
Just so I could cheat
So try your best in comments
Give your all in tweets
But good luck tryna hate me
Just as much as me

I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothing new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

People only know me from Twitter, barely (Tweet tweet)
Ladies say I look like Jeff Dahmer, fairly (yeah)
I'm six foot and I'm ugly
Girls call me their buddy
Work out every day but no six pack, I'm chubby (What's a weight?)
Checklist of flaws like I'm running, errands (At Ralph's!)
The only thing I'm good at is upsetting my parents
Cry in the shower got Enya straight blaring
The neighbors say turn down, I say "fuck you Sharon!"

I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothing new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

I am the human swine flu
Got killed on my own song by Drew (I mean Danny)
I got the whole face tattoo
You know I hate me more than you
I still use 3-in-1 shampoo
I still wear Velcro shoes (Yuh)
I drive off a bridge, feels like a vibe
I'm 25 and I can't find my...

I hate me too (It's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothing new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (You ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (I am a very bad person.) (haha)

Uh, look, yuh
I fall asleep with my phone unplugged on purpose
Because I hate me from my core up, up, up, to my surface
I could tweet a dick pic while I'm soft
Or stay in the bath 'till I dissolve
I'm gonna keep it simple with the verse
I'm gonna put myself inside a hearse
Cause I really, really, really, don't like my nose or my ears or my eyes or my face or the days of the week that I wake up and I'm me
So I might eat glass with my own ass
Cause I'm too tall for a kid's pass at a Six Flags (Six foot, six foot, six foot, six foot)
I don't wanna look like PewDiePie when I grow facial hair
But there's nothing I can do so I might throw me down some stairs
Victoria Justice don't wanna be my wife
So I might hate myself 'till she's Victoria Knight (What's good?)