Court Report

(album: About What You Know - 2007)

Well, he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team
He dishes out a kicking with a thong under his jeans
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds
He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders

This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car

Well, he's a cross dresser honey, he's down on his luck
Spends his time fighting and dressing up
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

He's sitting at the bar and he's looking pretty laced
He's gonna start some trouble with blusher on his face
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders
This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car

This is the court report
This is the court report
This is the court report
This is the court report

This is the court report (this is the court report)
Front page of the Daily Sport (this is the court report)
Skinhead cross dresser caught (this is the court report)
This is the court report (the court report)
Front page of the Daily Sport (the court report)
Skinhead cross dresser caught (the court report)
For smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car